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 18:05 | 22/May/2008
Think before you speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before youspeak -the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that youcould immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into ahole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONYI walked into a hair salon with my husband and t... more...
 17:59 | 22/May/2008
Congrats, Humanity raped once again
Monday, May 19, 2008Congrats, Humanity raped once againTerror strikes India once again and this time it was Jaipur’s turnto suffer. Around 80 died and hundreds injured. Good time for print andelectronic media, as they got something big to show and talk about. Notonly the government and security agencies came into action but ourpoliticians also came... more...
 15:07 | 3/Apr/2008
love v/s sex..... if u believe in God
  love v/s sex..... if u believe in GodA teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn"t afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she wal... more...
 13:34 | 20/Feb/2008
LETTER
A very nice letter from a daughter LETTERFather passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom wasastonished to see the bed was nicely made andeverything was neat and tidy. Then he saw anenvelope propped up prominently on the centre of thepillow. It was addressed"Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened theenvelope and read theletter with trembling ... more...
 13:23 | 20/Feb/2008
Marriage means>>>>>>>>>>>
Marriage means>>>>>>>>>>>  David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.    Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.   By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one,... more...
 13:14 | 20/Feb/2008
prayer
Eachand everyone one of us are going through tough times right now, but Godis getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith. Myinstructions were to pick four people that I wanted God to bless, and Ipicked you. Please pass this to all people you want to beblessed and a copy back to me.  This prayer is powerful, and prayer is o... more...
 13:01 | 14/Jan/2008
ज़िन्ê...
आँखों में बसने वाले आंसू बहाकर निकल गएदिल में रहने वाले दिल ... more...
 14:00 | 9/May/2007
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 14:42 | 5/May/2007
horoscope
This is HOROSCOPE for you O nce you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologic predictor. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing y... more...
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 janus janus | 19:51 | 17/Apr/2008
Friends: (305)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: Yoga, music, cook...
Why women marry
It’s always a wonder to me as to why women marry. Don’t get me wrong, but mostly I find that women marry the wrong sort of guy for the right reasons (eg, Karisma Kapoor), or marry the right sort of guy for all the wrong reasons (eg, Karisma Kapoor again). The more beautiful/successful they are, the more vulnerable they seem to be on this front. It’...  more...
 ajit S | 08:38 | 25/May/2007
Friends: (238) 
Some Problem with ILAND
Hi friends........ there is something wrong with my iland... its not allowing anyone to comment, write in my GB etc... i dont know how it is happening..m not even able to chane da settings..... tell me if u r also facing da same problem on my e mail id dynamicajit@rediffmail.com waiting 4 ur replies......... ur fr jeetu  more...
 Kumar Ahuja | 16:42 | 21/May/2008
Friends: (345)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: I luv Making Frndz..
Anger and Love have no limits.
While Dad was polishing his new car, his 5 yr old son picked a stone & scratched lines on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?" Dad was so hurt. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times. Sitt...  more...
 Sandeep Ohri | 04:33 | 12/Mar/2008
Friends: (379)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Reading non-ficti...
REL changes its name to Reliance Infrast...
Don"t know how many of you saw the small news item .. but our good friends at REL have decided on another name change!So now the Mumbai Distribution License which didn"t get formally transfered to BSES Ltd .. and then which didn"t get formally  transfered to REL .. will now (I guess) also NOT get formally transfered to Reliance Infrastructure... th...  more...
 AAMEEN KHAN | 17:01 | 21/May/2008
Friends: (339)  | City: zelon  | Interests: DREAM SELLERS INT...
Pyar se hi pyar karo to                                                  Pata chale pyar kya cheez hai Khuudd se hi khuud ko pyar karo toPata chale pyar kaise kiya jata hai Mata-pita se pyar karo to Pata chale pyaar kaisa anokha rishta hai Desh se pyar karo toPata chale pyaar kitana shresth hai Nisarg ko pyar karo to Pata chale pyar kitana alaukik ...  more...
 Mainak Mazumder | 20:11 | 2/Mar/2008
Friends: (654)  | City: GREEN PLANET  | Interests: Disaster Manageme...
Relief and Discrimination
Relief and Discrimination: In any emergency, the response by Governments and Aid organizations can only said to be successful when it reaches everyone in need. But in disaster zones worldwide, despite the best efforts of many, a great need remains.  The main things that happen in the disaster areas are: 1)       Importance shifting to other emergen...  more...
 chitra priya... | 13:30 | 2/Apr/2008
Friends: (415)  | City: ernakulam  | Interests: YOU CAME FROM NO ...
break your silence
 Hundred words do not give pain But a special persons silence Makes more tears in our heart …    This is a big true which I have experienced myself. I had a very special friend who was very much close to my heart we shared our feelings to each other he was really a gift for me and I loved him a lot ….. But one day every thing went wrong we fought  ...  more...
 aravind das | 16:08 | 15/May/2008
Friends: (698)  | City: Vishakapatnam  | Interests: health,cinema,cur...
THAT SMALL INSTRUMENT
Initially i was shy for that small thing inside my pant...But once i came to know that almost all men are having that shape & size & live happily, then my worry was gone.At initial stage it was used regularly , but slowly the use has come down. I think it is natural phenomon worldwide...Now a days when we both go out i use it to satishfy her(my wif...  more...
 Vijit Vivek | 13:57 | 17/Mar/2008
Friends: (556)  | City: Patna  | Interests: Bio Medical Engin...
You could save a life
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R .  If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party , a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her c...  more...
 PREETI BOSE | 17:24 | 4/May/2008
Friends: (576)  | City: Raipur  | Interests: Anything which is...
The Teacup
                               There was a couple who used to go to shop in the beautiful stores. They both liked antiques and pottery and especially teacups. One day in this beautiful shop they saw a beautiful teacup. They said, "May we see that? We've never seen one quite so beautiful." As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke.  "...  more...
 Ramesh chordia | 23:07 | 5/Jul/2007
Friends: (382)  | City: Chennai  | Interests: Badminton
Male or Female?
You might not have known this,  but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:  FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.   They are an effective repro...  more...
 rashmi sharma | 13:39 | 19/Jun/2007
Friends: (96)  | Interests: playing outdoor g...
A heavenly feeling
When you find that you are cared by someone,         It feels like spring in the season of fall.When you notice that you are watched by someone,        It seems that you are special amongst so many in the hall.When you see that you are noticed by someone,        You want to carry yourself like princess of wales.When you look that you are praised by...  more...
 antara ghosh | 22:22 | 16/Jan/2008
Friends: (314)  | City: katihar  | Interests: love to make frie...
ANTARA IS BACK AGAIN FOR FRIENDS...
      Tax his land,Tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays.Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.Tax his ties, Tax his shirts,Tax his work,Tax his dirt.Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if he tries to think.Tax his booze,Tax his beers,If he cries,Tax his tears.Tax his b...  more...
 sutripta sur | 13:24 | 13/Feb/2007
Friends: (12)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: tours and travel,...
V'tine day
I have selected writing category to post another blog. It's not very difficult to write something on some topics. Tomorrow is the Valentine's Day, so I'm writing over this topics. It's really surprising to celebrate such a particular day as lover's day. I think love is immortal and hence one can express love throughout the year. It's simply the bun...  more...
 Mr Darcy | 09:56 | 8/Jun/2007
Friends: (113)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Sports
" Princess and the Frog "
Well, posting after long time... just was too engrossed in own life...Once there lived a frog,Living in his pond, always parched on a wooden logHe was small, ugly and unsophisticated,But his life was simple and uncomplicatedHe seemed to be lost in his own world,His behaviour to other creatures was rather coldOne day there came a princess to the pon...  more...
 Krishna Prasad | 19:06 | 17/May/2008
Friends: (1471)  | Interests: Reading, Writing,...
Rear View Mirror
Rear View Mirror and Images pass by Whenever I see rear view mirror in my carI remember my past which went by silently Though objects are far, I can see it in the mirrorNearby, as if I can touch without hesitation I understand the past is past but not possibleTo touch again only future we have in front Demarcation where objects become present to pa...  more...
 amar snh | 20:18 | 3/Apr/2008
Friends: (1212)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: travelling, makin...
Is it possible ?
Hi Friends,There are couple of Utopian ideas that keep taking twists and turns in my mind so very oftenI must admit these may sound totally outlandish or plain silly, specially to those of you with special bent of mind towards all things ScientificFirst of these is :-    Is it possible for man to develop some sort of wings, of course mechanically a...  more...
 Mahen Mishra | 13:27 | 6/May/2008
Friends: (249)  | City: Rourkela  | Interests: being in and arou...
Very very touching....
Hi friends,I got this in my mail and after reading this I could not stop tears to fall from my eyes. I don"t know wether it is true or just a story but its really very very touching story. I wish its just a imaginative story.================================================= ===================================The boy couldn"t have been more than 5 or...  more...
 Jitender Mangla | 13:10 | 17/May/2008
Friends: (347)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: making new friend...
How to ask your Boss for a salary increa...
 Dear Bo$$          In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.   I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.   Your$ $incerely,       The next day, the employee recieved this letter of rep...  more...
 Vinay choubey | 14:20 | 24/Oct/2007
Friends: (105)  | Interests: Blogging
Earthquake resistant Buildings in Seismi...
Earthquakes occur due to movements along faults that have evolved through geological and tectonic processes.  Often they occur without any prior warning and are, therefore, unpredictable. The large area of India is prone to earthquake. The construction of earthquake resistant building is the only solution for safeguarding our urban centres from the...  more...
 LAV CHAWLA | 15:45 | 29/Jun/2007
Friends: (146)  | City: Gwalior  | Interests: Composing Songs, ...
Life - A SENSEX
 On a high…Glorying the new peaksMaking wavesTaking new stridesCrossing over new frontsMoves are on…The nation is staring… Expectations are aspirationsProfits making impressionsWith all hoe & gleeTaking experts at surprises No’ one can guess it…Like a demon sometimes…Like a dream at times Life’s like SENSEXOn a high at linesDim at timesMaking news ...  more...
 Avinash Kher | 15:55 | 14/Apr/2008
Friends: (76)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Friendship
Sardar Strikes again
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... *********************************************** Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind,  ALL WERE SARDARS....... *****...  more...
 Shree Agrawal | 13:06 | 10/May/2008
Friends: (58)  | City: Varanasi  | Interests: talking,listing m...
THAT MAKES SENSE
   1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is likeexpecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside. So, try...  more...
 lata ojha | 22:54 | 18/May/2008
Friends: (253)  | City: Kanpur  | Interests: music travelling ...
Whenever I feel sad and low..I see the only one I know..To touch my head gently,To wipe all my tears..To make me smile,To vanish my fears.. Whenever I speak,I know You hear..Whenever I sing I hear you applaud..Whenever I am depressed,You are always there ,to cheer..I know you are with me,to help me dear God. O Yes! U touch me every morning..With th...  more...
 ankur vishnoi | 11:41 | 2/May/2008
Friends: (146)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Dancing, networki...
Free Downloads
FREEDOWNLOADSChat Rooms, Enjoy FM Radio On computer, Chat, get freewallpapers, ringtones,software, Games, messaging, chat, money earninglinks and much more visit www.itool.co.cc Just ForYouFreeDownloads, Games, ring tones, Wallpapers, FM Radio, google Search,Messaging, Feeds, Jokes, Quotes and much more www.avishnoi.tkFREE PASSWORDMANAGER Automated...  more...
 San | 16:37 | 25/Apr/2008
Friends: (149)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Chill
Joke
Lawyer Joke10 Husbands, Still a VirginA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how gr...  more...
 ANANTH | 19:42 | 6/May/2008
Friends: (172)  | City: Vishakapatnam  | Interests: Music,Friendship,...
Face any thing......... will power..
  Facing any thing with the will power of  God's Great.......... We can go threw........ with the right thing .... God helps always. But the troubles are common to all ....... Facing with courage..... Follow the Right way........  Do the best  n Have the right chice Provide the DIVINE POWER............................  more...
 uday mukadam | 00:34 | 13/Apr/2008
Friends: (139)  | City: Raipur  | Interests: reading,traveling...
FRIENDSHIP
friendship is not like the rain ! that pours & goes. it is more like the  air   ! sometimes, keeping quiet & sometimes,makingnoise but is alwaya there around .  more...
 Shreya Tiwari | 15:19 | 21/May/2008
Friends: (191)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Writing Hindi Poe...
Defination of Poem & Poet !!
 कविता क्या है ?खुशियों से दामन रूठा है ,दुःख दर्द से दिल भी टूé...  more...
 chetan lakhani | 13:34 | 14/May/2008
Friends: (59)  | City: Baroda  | Interests: reading,traveling...
Dil ki............
Kanta na hota, toh phool ki hefazath na hoti, Andhera na hota,to roshini ki zarurath na hoti, Agar mil jati har khushi duniya me, Toh dil ki mulaqath dard se na hoti  more...
 RAGHUPAT | 06:35 | 23/May/2008
Friends: (333)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: "I dare to dream"...
HOW HE XPRESS LOVE & I DREAM WITH YOUR K...
HI FRIENDS  HOW ARE YOU. How guys xpress love!!!When a GUY is quiet and is alone,He's is thinking how good youWhen a GUY is lying on his bed, He is thinking deeply why he loves you.When a GUY looks at you in your eyes, He wants to tell you how much he loves you and how important you're.When a GUY answers "I'm Fine"after awhile, He is not and feels...  more...
 Manu Nair | 18:32 | 22/May/2008
Friends: (442)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Writing,reading,s...
Liquor & Cash Readily Available
Liquor and Cash has been the main headlines of the elections. How come Liquor is available freely? What steps need to be taken to prevent illegal sale of liquor and cash during the elections and otherwise?  more...
 satyajit ban... | 19:00 | 14/Apr/2008
Friends: (88)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: Music,playing games
TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........
TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........ENGAGEDThe true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but How good u r for each other.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........MARRIEDLove is not about "it's your fault",not "how could u", but "i'm sorry nor "i'm thankful to u.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........HEARTBROKENHeartbreaks last as long as u want &cut a...  more...
 Mithilesh Kumar | 12:06 | 7/May/2008
Friends: (171)  | City: Ranchi  | Interests: Music, Reading.
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 Samjhaulta E... | 12:25 | 27/Mar/2008
Friends: (11)  | City: Jalandhar  | Interests: Still undecided, ...
Being devoted to one?
 A great deal of problems are often  created and issues raised by a man's wife or a girlfirend if a man pays a litte more than due attention to another woman and vice versa. If he or she starts loving that other person then hell is let lose.  That set me thinking. There are so many Gods that we Hindus worship. Do Gods also feel jealous if a person ...  more...
 tarun goel | 17:12 | 10/May/2008
Friends: (111)  | City: Ghaziabad  | Interests: trying hard to fi...
Kyo
kyon chalti hai pawan ?            because of evaporation             kyon jhoome hai gagan ?            because of earth's revolution             kyon machalta hai mann ?            because of excessive respiration             na tum janno na hum ?            but i just gave all the answers               kyon aati hai bahar ?            because of...  more...
 pravin chand... | 14:22 | 15/Apr/2008
Friends: (48)  | City: Nagpur  | Interests: listening music m...
SHAYARI (SELF)
Dosti????????????Manzile bhi uski thi raasta bhi uska thaEk mai akela tha Kafila bhi uska thaSaath saath chalne ki soch bhi uski thiFir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska thaAaj kyon mai akela hoon? Dil saval karta haiLog to uske the par..... kya khuda bhi uska tha????? PALKuch meethe pal yaad aa gayeHoto par halki si hansi de gayeFir aankho ne ki b...  more...
 azaa g | 21:51 | 8/May/2008
Friends: (191)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Dreaming
A walk in da rain
When the world has taken its tollAnd I feel so out of controlEverything I do or sayBecomes a big disarrayThe rain begins to fallCreating a dark wallBrings a grin to my faceI grab my shoes and raceInto the wet wall of tearsAll at once letting go of my fearsNow I don’t have to be shyBehind the wet wall I can cryWith every falling drop The pain begins...  more...
 Guruprasad P... | 13:34 | 22/Apr/2008
Friends: (54)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Chating, Music, C...
6 Ways to Prevent AIDS
6 Promising Routes to HIV Prevention The report, released here at the XVI International AIDS Conference, surveyed the state of research on six promising approaches for the prevention of HIV: male circumcision; cervical barriers such as diaphragms; HIV "prevention pills"; suppression of herpes, which raises the risk of contracting HIV threefold; top...  more...
 gulzar | 18:07 | 26/Apr/2008
Friends: (61)  | City: Ghaziabad  | Interests: Music, Playing, R...